Who liberals will cast in the George Zimmerman made for TV movie…

Well, we all know that eventually Holly-weird is gonna get around to making a George Zimmerman movie, so here is my list of who those liberal loons will choose to cast in the film.

Yes, it is offensive. No, it is not politically correct. No, I dont give a darn what you loony liberals out there in Internet-land have to say about all this. Your opinions mean exactly diddly-squat to me.

So here we go… lets delve into the mind of a liberal and have some fun:

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Trayvon Martin will be played by TV’s Webster…

Trayvon martin movie

George Zimmerman will of course be played by this guy…

George Zimmerman movie

Trayvon Martin’s dad will be played by Bill Cosby…

bill cosby

George Zimmerman’s dad will be played by TV’s Archie Bunker…

archie bunker

Trayvon Martin’s mom will be played by TV’s Claire Huxtable…

Clair huxtable

George Zimmerman’s mom will be played by Paula Deen…

Paula Deen

George Zimmerman’s uncle will be played by Ted Nugent…

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George Zimmerman’s brother will be played by Rush Limbaugh…

Rush limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh will be played by Hitler…

adolf_hitler

The prosecutor will be played by Marsha Clark…

marsha clark

The Defense attorney will be played by Wayne LaPierre…

David Keene, Wayne LaPierre

The police will be played by the cast of ‘Reno 911’…

Reno-911

The judge will be played by Ellena Kagan…

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The State’s star witness will be played by Beyonce…

beyonce

The medical examiner will be played by that Asian guy from ‘The Hangover’ (Thats literally how I Googled him)…

asian guy hang over

The eye witness that said Trayvon was on top of Zimmerman will be played by Nick Nolte…

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Al Sharpton will be played by TV’s Token…

token

President Obama will be played by black jesus (call me a racist – thats a ‘Good Times‘ reference!)…

black-jeasus

Chris Mathews will be played by Tom Brady…

Tom Brady

Rachel Maddow will be played by Tina Fey…

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Eric Holder will be played by cartoon Superman…

Superman

 

 

Did I miss anyone?

 

 

 

  1. I’m not sure, but I think Webster might be too old to play Travon Martin… I mean he was as pure as a newborn baby according to the media…

    Dann in Ohio

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  3. You forgot a hispanic in there in place of Deen. Remember he doesn’t identify as Anglo, but Hispanic.

  4. meh, whatever. i am a liberal and own many firearms. just being labeled a liberal does not mean I don’t carry every day. Blackstorm Serpa OWB for every day; still have 300 rounds of 5.56 to load in stripper clips. first 700 were fine, now its boring. yes, i invested before obamanightmare.

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