Who liberals will cast in the George Zimmerman made for TV movie…
Well, we all know that eventually Holly-weird is gonna get around to making a George Zimmerman movie, so here is my list of who those liberal loons will choose to cast in the film.
Yes, it is offensive. No, it is not politically correct. No, I dont give a darn what you loony liberals out there in Internet-land have to say about all this. Your opinions mean exactly diddly-squat to me.
So here we go… lets delve into the mind of a liberal and have some fun:
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Trayvon Martin will be played by TV’s Webster…
George Zimmerman will of course be played by this guy…
Trayvon Martin’s dad will be played by Bill Cosby…
George Zimmerman’s dad will be played by TV’s Archie Bunker…
Trayvon Martin’s mom will be played by TV’s Claire Huxtable…
George Zimmerman’s mom will be played by Paula Deen…
George Zimmerman’s uncle will be played by Ted Nugent…
George Zimmerman’s brother will be played by Rush Limbaugh…
Rush Limbaugh will be played by Hitler…
The prosecutor will be played by Marsha Clark…
The Defense attorney will be played by Wayne LaPierre…
The police will be played by the cast of ‘Reno 911’…
The judge will be played by Ellena Kagan…
The State’s star witness will be played by Beyonce…
The medical examiner will be played by that Asian guy from ‘The Hangover’ (Thats literally how I Googled him)…
The eye witness that said Trayvon was on top of Zimmerman will be played by Nick Nolte…
Al Sharpton will be played by TV’s Token…
President Obama will be played by black jesus (call me a racist - thats a ‘Good Times‘ reference!)…
Chris Mathews will be played by Tom Brady…
Rachel Maddow will be played by Tina Fey…
Eric Holder will be played by cartoon Superman…
Did I miss anyone?
I’m actually a liberal and that is down right hilarious.
Gasp!
I laughed all the way through that list.
My work here is done.
I’m not sure, but I think Webster might be too old to play Travon Martin… I mean he was as pure as a newborn baby according to the media…
Dann in Ohio
“Based on a true story”
Where’s Nancy Grace?
Paula Deen was already taken.
You forgot a hispanic in there in place of Deen. Remember he doesn’t identify as Anglo, but Hispanic.
But Liberals want him to be known as white.
LMFAO Priceless
“Uncle Ted.” I see what you did there.
The Kel-Tec PF-9 9mm will be played by a Desert Eagle .50 AE
Nope. AR-47
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This is the closest thing to truth I’ve seen since it all started.
meh, whatever. i am a liberal and own many firearms. just being labeled a liberal does not mean I don’t carry every day. Blackstorm Serpa OWB for every day; still have 300 rounds of 5.56 to load in stripper clips. first 700 were fine, now its boring. yes, i invested before obamanightmare.