Dear Kalifornia,
I demand that you take down your racist, jingoistic, genocidal, slave owning, anti-immigrant flag. Now! Damn “Bear Flaggers”.
Or we shall be forced to commission a replacement like these people are doing with the confederate flag.
Oh, and we are all racists now!
Hell, if you really want to get serious about this then we must ban the entire state of Oklahoma.
*Jimmy Carter? Racist!



