From the way-back machine…
10. “Glock 19? Nice mouse gun, Bro.”
9. “Chuck Norris is my god.”
8. “40S&W stands for Short and Weak.”
7. “Stopping power”
6. “.45 ACP? Bro, thats what my girlfriend carries.”
5. Two words: “Forum moderator.”
4. “Colt Delta Elite”
3. “Because shooting someone twice is just silly.”
2. “Man-stopper”
And the #1 thing said by someone who carries a 10mm…
1. “Perhaps a snubbie for the little lady.”