And in ‘Actual Headline’ news…

I thought this headline was funny…

‘Hey Siri, Fire For Effect': US Army Seeks Voice-Controlled Gear

Since I have actually once opined…

Headline: You might be a gun nut

In my best Jeff Foxworthy voice…

‘If you giggle a little bit every time that you tell Siri to “Send it“, you might be a gun nut.’