Monthly Archives: October 2015

I showed this to The Boy…

It was an interesting sociological experiment… Read Full Post…

In my best Jeff Foxworthy voice…

I think I’ll just stand here and let this small kitchen fire burn my entire house down. Nope. I’ll take action…

Likewise, I will not just stand there and watch as you rape and murder my family at zero-dark-thirty.

*Not a SilencerCo ad.

I have to say, this looks pretty darn cool… Read Full Post…

… when the rent-a-cop doing armed security at your church is standing in the lobby in full battle-rattle.

Bro, that Glock don’t run on Pmags. Now knock it off. You’re freaking out my kids.

*Yes, I am glad that we have armed security. Every church needs it. Only about 30% of them do it. BUT when your modern-sporting-patrol-assault-bullet-hose is sitting 150 yards away in your car, you don’t need those 6 mags of 5.56. You also don’t need to dress-out in full SWAT uniform and have the big-boy, ‘I’m the first one in the door’ plates on either.

So there is this article from TIME on how we must close the ‘horrible background check loophole!’…

Headline reads: “How America Let Criminals and the Mentally Ill Buy 55,887 Guns”

They never technically call for civilian disarmament, but this article is merely a talking point in the greater narrative of ‘Turn em all in’…

But here is my point about the article. Lets do the math…

55,887 guns divided by 310 Million guns = 0.00018

Turn em all in indeed! You don’t have the votes, and you don’t have the math. The problem is not the distribution of guns in America, and any attempt to persuade the American people that it is the problem is nothing less than a blatant lie.

So say Hickok45…

“It is a firearm. It generally works.”

*Slow clap.

Well played, Bob, well played.