The Definitive list: What your carry ammo says about you…

OK… Here it is… the long awaited, definitive list of what your carry ammo says about you. Once again, try not to get too butt-hurt. Enjoy!

Concealed Carry Ammo


Hornady TAP – “I work for mall security.”

Remington Golden Saber – “I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.”

Fiocchi – “I carry a Kel-Tec.”

Glaser Safety Slug – “I carry a Glock 7. Its made in Germany. It doesn’t show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month!”

Federal Premium Hydra Shock – “I used to be a cop.”

Winchester Black Talons – “I DON”T GIVE A F*CK!”

Corbon DPX – I have A.D.D. and am easily distracted by shiny… SQUIRREL!

Sellier & Bellot – “I am a member at more than three gun forums, and I buy all of my ammo online.”

Hornady Critical Defense – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA.”

Hornady Critical Duty – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA, but I also belong to at least one gun forum.”

Hornady Critical Defense Lite – “I am a girl and I only go shooting once every two years.”

Hornady Zombie Max – “I unlocked every gun and upgrade possible in Call of Duty during the first weekend that I had the game.”

Winchester PDX1 – “Hey, buddy, 2003 called and it wants its ammo back.”

Remington UMC – “I am a 75 year old grandma and I think that Walmart is the only place that sells ammo.”

Hornady Custom – “I am a deer hunter and I have perfect shot placement… even in a gun fight.”

Magtech – “This is my first gun.”

PMC – “This is my first gun and it’s a Hi-Point.”

Ten-X – “My EDC is my cowboy action shooting setup.”

Winchester Ranger – “I have been reading the same gun-rags over and over again for years.”

Black Hills – “I’m a hipster who also owns a gun.”

Doubletap – “I too am a hipster who also owns a gun.”

Buffalo Bore – “I live in Montana.”

Federal Guard Dog – “I f*cking hate living in New Jersey.”

Speer Gold Dot – “Lets Go Yankees!

Aguila – “I am a member at every gun forum. Yeah. Every damn one of them.”

Roll your own – “Am I being detained?”

FMJ – “I carry a .22″


Did I miss any?

  1. Personally, I’m partial to the UMC description. It’s so true:

    Remington UMC – “I am a 75 year old grandma and I think that Walmart is the only place that sells ammo.”

    I’ll never forget the first time I bought some UMC (from Wal-Mart, btw) and how shocked I was to find it was relatively dirty and not as “premium” as I expected.

  2. I have Federal Premium Hydra-Shok 135gr. 9mm., but I was never a cop.
    I asked the local LEOs what they use.

  3. “Winchester Ranger – ‘I have been reading the same gun-rags over and over again for years.’”

    Okay, I resemble that remark. Fair enough.

    “Speer Gold Dot – ‘Lets Go Yankees!'”

    Ah, that’s a ball-game reference, so I don’t get it.

    1. The Yankees are a perennial powerhouse (So is Speer Gold Dot)… “LETS GO YANKEES!” is a chant their fans do at games and at other obnoxious times away from the ball park as well.

      *Not a Yankees fan, BTW.

  4. This seems to be very accurate.Ive been carrying Black Talon for years and I really don’t give a fu@k!

  5. Yah, CCI – because I’ve already got a mountain of brass for the end times Zombie Apocalypse and don’t feel like bending over and scrounging much after plinking anymore…

  6. I like the new hornady 9mm 135 grain force flex I just got some their great if your gun can handle the pressure, I believe their guaranteed to go 12-18inch in the balistic testing.

  7. Federal Premium P357XB1 “Vital Shok” 140gr Barnes Expander … “I live in California and hunt with my Carry Gun too…”

    Federal Premium C357G “Power Shok” 180gr SJHP … “I’m not in California any more…”

    Or… (back to KelTec)

    Grizzley Xtreme 40gr CHP … “Had to go back to Cali for a business meeting… dammit”)

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