The Definitive List – You might be an Internet Commando…

Here it is… the definitive list of all the things that might mean you are an Internet Commando. Try not to get too butt-hurt over it.

Did I miss anything?

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You might be an Internet Commando…

… if you have more than 10,000 posts at more than 2 gun forums.

… if you have a picture of James Yeager tattooed on your chest.

… if you are willing to get into a .308 vs .30-06 caliber war.

… if you are OK with the statement “Perhaps a snubbie for the little lady“.

… if you own more than one drum magazine.

… if everyone at the gun forum knows you work at a gun shop.

… if you think the original ‘Die Hard‘ is the greatest movie ever made.

… if you have gun forum stickers on your truck.

… if you already read this list 3 days ago.

… if you think James Yeager is not outspoken enough for you.

… if you have ever Googled “Michelle Viscusi nude“.

… if you have ever Googled “Stephanie Hayden nude“.

You might be an Internet Commando…

… if you continually use the term “sheeple

… if you have ever used the term “sheeple“.

… if you work for mall security.

… if you are a member of more than 2 gun forums.

… if you are a paid member of a gun forum.

… if you know what October 22nd is.

… if you were willing to pay the outrageous prices that Cheaper Than Dirt was charging for their magazines.

… if a gun forum is your home page.

… if the phrase “1911s suck” is enough to set you off on a rant.

… if there is something you just dont trust about that Mr Colin Noir guy.

… if you have ever contributed to a “Glock Porn” thread.

… if everyone at the gun shop knows what gun forums you belong to.

… if you have ever Googled “Caliber War“.

… if the theme song from ‘Cheers‘ reminds you of your local gun shop.

You might be an Internet Commando…

… if it ticks you off when Michael Bane uses the phrase “Glock fan-boys“.

… if it pisses you off when someone on the forum posts something funny from last year.

… if you are actively protesting several particular gun blogs.

… if you are kinda on the fence about stolen valor.

… If you have ever Googled “Gun Porn“.

… “CLIP!” … if that just really pissed you off.

… if you think James Yeager and you could probably “hang-out”.

… if you have ever posted “FIRST!

… if you have ever bought an accessory just so you could post a pic of it on your rifle.

… if trolling gun blogs sounds like a fun Friday night to you.

You might be an Internet Commando…

… if you took the first day of SHOT Show off work just so you could be on the forum all day.

… if your wife knows what gun forums you belong to.

… if you have ever posted a pic of Kool-Aid Man holding a Glock.

… if you have ever wondered what is taking that other guy so long to post his response to your post.

… if you have ever posted pics of how many magazines you own.

… if you have ever taken your camera to a gun show so you can post pics.

… if you are a member of the Kel-Tec forum but don’t own a Kel-Tec.

… if you bought an Aimpoint just so you could flame everyone else’s red dot.

… if you have ever posted pics of your ammo stockpile.

… if you know what “Elsie Pea” means.

… if you really, really wish you could get a part-time job at a gun shop.

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