Here it is… the definitive list of all the things that might mean you are an Internet Commando. Try not to get too butt-hurt over it.
Did I miss anything?
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You might be an Internet Commando…
… if you have more than 10,000 posts at more than 2 gun forums.
… if you have a picture of James Yeager tattooed on your chest.
… if you are willing to get into a .308 vs .30-06 caliber war.
… if you are OK with the statement “Perhaps a snubbie for the little lady“.
… if you own more than one drum magazine.
… if everyone at the gun forum knows you work at a gun shop.
… if you think the original ‘Die Hard‘ is the greatest movie ever made.
… if you have gun forum stickers on your truck.
… if you already read this list 3 days ago.
… if you think James Yeager is not outspoken enough for you.
… if you have ever Googled “Michelle Viscusi nude“.
… if you have ever Googled “Stephanie Hayden nude“.
You might be an Internet Commando…
… if you continually use the term “sheeple”
… if you have ever used the term “sheeple“.
… if you work for mall security.
… if you are a member of more than 2 gun forums.
… if you are a paid member of a gun forum.
… if you know what October 22nd is.
… if you were willing to pay the outrageous prices that Cheaper Than Dirt was charging for their magazines.
… if a gun forum is your home page.
… if the phrase “1911s suck” is enough to set you off on a rant.
… if there is something you just dont trust about that Mr Colin Noir guy.
… if you have ever contributed to a “Glock Porn” thread.
… if everyone at the gun shop knows what gun forums you belong to.
… if you have ever Googled “Caliber War“.
… if the theme song from ‘Cheers‘ reminds you of your local gun shop.
You might be an Internet Commando…
… if it ticks you off when Michael Bane uses the phrase “Glock fan-boys“.
… if it pisses you off when someone on the forum posts something funny from last year.
… if you are actively protesting several particular gun blogs.
… if you are kinda on the fence about stolen valor.
… If you have ever Googled “Gun Porn“.
… “CLIP!” … if that just really pissed you off.
… if you think James Yeager and you could probably “hang-out”.
… if you have ever posted “FIRST!”
… if you have ever bought an accessory just so you could post a pic of it on your rifle.
… if trolling gun blogs sounds like a fun Friday night to you.
You might be an Internet Commando…
… if you took the first day of SHOT Show off work just so you could be on the forum all day.
… if your wife knows what gun forums you belong to.
… if you have ever posted a pic of Kool-Aid Man holding a Glock.
… if you have ever wondered what is taking that other guy so long to post his response to your post.
… if you have ever posted pics of how many magazines you own.
… if you have ever taken your camera to a gun show so you can post pics.
… if you are a member of the Kel-Tec forum but don’t own a Kel-Tec.
… if you bought an Aimpoint just so you could flame everyone else’s red dot.
… if you have ever posted pics of your ammo stockpile.
… if you know what “Elsie Pea” means.
… if you really, really wish you could get a part-time job at a gun shop.
