Assault Weapon up for bid on eBay

The assault rock is currently up for grabs on eBay. Being auctioned off as a charitable auction to raise money for the NRA:

Ebay Assault Weapons

This is your chance to own the most tried and trued of all assault weapons! This rock is millions of years old, and may have been the Caveman’s AR15. This is NOT a modern AR15 or assault weapon. Rather, this is the Caveman’s AR15 (Assault Rock, 15cm)Again, this is a ROCK. 

This item is meant purely for decoration, and is not intended to be used as a weapon. Own a piece of history!
All proceeds will go to the real NRA (National Rifle Association of America)