Zombie 5k Race (Seriously)

A city in South Carolina is putting on a Zombie themed 5k run. (I cant believe I just typed that sentence.)

The event will feature a 5k course where runners will have obstacles to climb over or navigate through and also avoid “blood thirsty zombies” – I think they meant to say brain thirsty hungry. Participants wear a flag-football like belt and if the zombies get all of your flags then you die. You can get more flags by taking a time penalty (but they say there is no clock) or for an additional $5 donation (its all for charity). You can participate as a Zombie for $35 or a runner for $30.

Good grief.