For Sporting Purposes Only

Hey, RECOIL Magazine…

The right to produce magazines like yours should be unavailable to civilians… and for good reason. We all know that’s technology that no civvies should ever get to lay their hands on. RECOIL Magazine is a purpose-built weapon with no sporting applications to speak of. The technology used to create such a magazine is not something that you want in the wrong, slimy hands. Its large capacity and small size make this a weapon that should not be taken lightly.

-Sincerely, Every Tyrannical Dictator throughout recorded history.

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