The Definitive List – Stupid Things Anti-Gunners say

Yes… here it is. The definitive list of all the stupidly moronic things that anti-gunners say to themselves (and each other) about guns, gun owners, and gun ownership in general. Did I miss anything?

I carry a cell phone because a gun is too heavy.

When seconds count, the police are only a few minutes away.

What do I have to be paranoid about? I have a superior intellect.

Guns kill people.

I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere.

I’d rather need it and not have it than have it and not need it.

All guns are full-auto AK-47 machine guns.

I dont own a gun to keep from being killed.

I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I dont own a gun because guns scare people.

Common sense gun laws.

I dont own a gun because it would make me feel like a man.

If your gun doesn’t kill people then it must be broken.

I’d rather someone get raped than have a gun in their purse.

Gun Show loophole.

I dont own a gun for the same reason that I dont wear my seat belt.

Guns are the leading cause of death in America.

My car has never killed anyone.

I dont own a gun because I am not a racist.

Kumbaya.

You can buy a grenade at a gun shop.

If we banned all guns there would be no murder.

Guns kill more people than everything else combined.

I dont carry a gun because sometimes I’m kinda in a scary place.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

The NRA writes our laws.

I dont carry a gun for the greater public good.

Gun owners are violent.

I dont own a gun because there are no limitations to government.

Only the police and the military should have guns.

Guns are designed to kill.

I dont carry a gun because I hate cowboys.

Shoulder thingy that goes up.

America has more murders than all other countries combined.

If a child even sees the image of a gun he will die.

If we put up this gun free zone sign then no one will ever get killed.

I dont carry a gun because the police will protect me.

The second amendment is antiquated and the constitution is a living document anyway and is open for interpretation.

3 Responses to The Definitive List – Stupid Things Anti-Gunners say

  1. Oh, I see what you did there. Bravo! That was hilarious. All of them!

  2. “If your gun doesn’t kill people then it must be broken.”

    I laughed so fucking hard at that!

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